Ohster has chosen Venice Beach California as his valentine pledge
resort, on February 14, 2005 catch a wave, build a sand castle make
a necklace or just shag on the beach to the goth thor the
almightyohster and his legion of doom empire that will last 1000
years and beyond! Ohster has gone back to his 80's new wave theme
for the planets top goth radio station! Join the craze up to 114
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I have to start my own chat board due to my third banning and total
dominance of the city club chat board!
Hit this link and talk about our hero the almightyohster. His music,
modeling, boxing, pro soccer debut, modeling contracts, record deals
and fitness challenges. The ohster loved clowning around with all the
goths that pledged to him from the Detroit/Windsor area and beyond.
(global conquest) Hit this link start a poll or just talk about out
superhero/villian. I hope everyone has a prosperous new year!
http://ohster.proboards83.com/

Hundreds of hotties cannot be wrong, pledge to me.

I have to show up at bars because people do not beleive I exist. Not
everyone hung out at the new wave bars in the late 80's early 90's.
I'm known throughout the world.

Just was banned from the City club
chat board.

Oh great Not another one! -T

People expect a WWF wrestler when I show up and I have the
measurements of a hugo boss model! I would love a pr team to
promote me, I keep telling people about the bars that I like.

Steroids will ROT YOUR BRAIN MAN! -T

They do not like the fact that I like gothic bars. I like the music,
thats why I go to them, all I do on my spare time is lisen to new
wave music. I try and tell people that gothic bars and people are no
different than someone big into county and western and wear cowboy
hats and boots and listen to the music and go on the hayrides.

OK, so what is your point! You have already Introduced yourself in
another thread. -T

I do not consider myself gothic but a waver which is a guy who is
big
into new wave.

I am thrilled at your Journey of Self awareness - T

They should have two catagories, dark wave gothic and new wave for
all the Simon Le Bon want to be's.

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Actually there are 3 categories the two you mentioned and the third
Actual Fetish People!

2 out of 3 are not bad but certainly not enough!

-T
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It still falls under the same headline though for people that really
don't give a s**t.

Um that would be ME! -T

It was wavers and punk rockers in the 80's and I was the German
Simon Le Bon. No one ever will be able to repeat my greatness and as
the big man to all wavers and dark wavers that want to matrix under
me have fun!

Um, you lost me at the goth hotties -T

I have so many people that want to meet me, all they do is question
my greatness and tell me they don't beleive my feats of strength.

I before E except after C! Hercules T

I only like talking to hot girls now because I'm not interesting in
arguing the fact that I was double jointed as a boy

Sorry about your .... never mind T

can pick men my weight over my head and was considered the scarriest
man in the city of Windsor(I bred cobras phytons and every snake you
could ever imagine.

didn't Cleopatra die by holding an ass to her breast? -T

In Windsor girls wear headbands and chant almighty Bingo in tears at
work .

Great sounding Scene ya got there! Makes NYC a little lame by
comparison. -T

People don't know what to do with
me.

Sometimes it is too easy! -T

Gothic community has used me as an ascape to matrix under if your
surrounded by everyday society and when they are alone.

Um, WTF? -T

Whensurrounded always remember when in doubt I matrix under the
almighty
bingo ohster as my big man.

STEROIDS -T

Everyday society has circled me and are
trying to screw the gothic community by trying to sweep me under the
floor.

...By making me mix my metaphors mangling English and generally
making no sense whatsoever! -T

I am currently touring the gothic bars promoting my electronica
music (this is no gimmick) I'm back like Roy in blade
runner, just imagine Roy as the maker though!

Standing in the mens room doesn't constitute a "tour" --T

You would not beleive all my stories, so I do not get mad when
people think that I am a joke that a team designed.

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Only a team at Microsoft perhaps. I mean look at windows it really
is an inferior operating system!

--T

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I am trying to get signed by stylus
models in Toronto lets see if our PR team can land me a contract!

Or perhaps an examination!/Deportation/Trip to Gitmo?

--T

f**k the gothic community matrix under me and have fun, fun! That is
what most people do, this is wear it gets out of hand again and I
appear to be a joke.

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Or, you just learned the magic of the internets and the even greater
magic of "cut and paste"

--T

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Theory upon theories are dicussed throughout the country on me.

I think I will Dicuss it tomorrow!

-T

I have many generals under me, never go under one man accept me, I
don't care get the big picture!

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Yes, generally poor spelling, generally bad grammar, generally
atrocious punctuation, and generally no sense in your post.

-T

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I cannot control what thousands do!

or even what your fingers type it would appear -T

If a general asks you to do something you are unconfortable with
tell him that Almighty Bingo said I could make my
on laws to myself and well being!

Ah yes, the eternal question I think that Plato phrased it similarly
just before he passed the wine goblet to Socrates in the Symposium -
T

I exist and enough people know that!

Must make holidays so much more warm and comforting. -T

Have fun! Do not call out for me please, thousands have.

Rest assured -T

Put on a headband this summer or braid your hair or wear it in a
ponytail and chant at work almighty Bingo is my guy!

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Or, put on some latex and Follow me into.... -T

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And whenever you are isolated you can revert to what you did before.

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Ignore you? -T
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One more time Almighty Bingo Ohster thor, I matrix under you!

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Fingers getting tired..... -T
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Almightyohster Radio A mix of new wave, dark wave, electronica,
trance, experimental, ambient.

http://who.gives.a.bollocks

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site, download.com

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