This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it.

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>Send it onto everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.
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>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than
not. Here is your dose of humour ...
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>Follow the instructions to find your new name. Once you have your new name,
put it in the Subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.
Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know
you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and
wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
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>The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants And the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names .
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>Use the 3rd letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
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>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
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>Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new
last name:
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>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
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>Use the 3rd letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new
last name:
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>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
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>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chuckle Fanny,
>John Howard is Farcus Potty Squirt and Shane Warne is Snickle Dippin Doodle.
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>Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject. And remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4
times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
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