Have a VERY STUPID Christmas and a SEAT BEE
SATE<br>New Year! These thoughts now from John
Waters'<br>book "Crackpot" (both that and his "Shock Value" are
hilarious...)<br><br>"Of course you must MAKE your own cards by
hand.<br>'I don't have time,' you may whine, but since
the<br>whole purpose of life is Christmas, you better MAKE
time, buster. We Christmas zealots are
rather<br>demanding...One year I had a real cute idea. I bought a cheap
generic card of Joseph and Mary holding the Baby Jesus
and superimposed Charles Manson's face in place of
the homeless infant's. Inside I kept the message: 'He
is Born'."<br><br>--John Waters, "CRACKPOT"