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> Listen to top gothic station on the planet! With gothic musician DJ
> dancer singer actor thor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> Almightyohster Radio
> A mix of new wave, dark wave, electronica, trance, experimental,
> ambient.
> http://www.live365.com/profiles/almightyohster[1]
>
> Ohster music
> Down load the Ohster on the internets greatest music site,
> download.com
> http://music.download.com/3607-5-0.html?[2]
> qt=ohster&searchType=0&genreList=5&search.x=23&search.y=6
>
> What doesn't he do?
>
> "The Ohster"
>
> For all you Electronica/Techno/New wave lovers out there, this
> German Canadian artist "The Ohster" a.k.a Johnny Ofner, has just
> released his first music compellation for radio, clubs, and the
> internet. His sound is invigorating and makes you want to get up off
> the wall and out of your seat to show off ALL your Mama gave ya!
>
> This former radio Disc Jockey for the Windsor, Ontario/Detroit, MI
> area is home grown on the techno new wave scene. With looks like
> Kurt Cobain, this former FX light heavy weight Tough man
> contestant/Elvis impersonator, knows you will dig his totally
> awesome tunes. With some ultimate bongo and bass lines throughout
> all the tracks which will keep you boogying the night away.
>
> The Ohster is ready to ignite the planet with his homegrown sound
> and beats. As a pro soccer player, wrestler, singer, songwriter,
> poet, model, and communication studies graduate from the University
> of Windsor... He has played and spun some great tunes in the best
> clubs in the Windsor / Detroit area.
>
> Dazzle models.com
> Ohster is a former Goth DJ/Stage dancer/rock video dancer/ 2004 male
> thong champ Coco's bar/speedo contestant loop bar!
> http://dazzlemodels.com/memberscgi/class9990180005355.cgi?[3]
> itemid=9980205443413&action=viewad&categoryid=9990180005355
>
> Contact/background info:
>
> http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?ID=95172[4]
>
> Listen to Ohster radio:
>
> http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?AID=135340&T=6585[5]
>
> Ohster fan club:
>
> http://groups.yahoo.com/search?query=johnny+ofner[6]
>
> The Interview
>
> L.I.: As I get to know you through your information and music, in
> which you have provided all your fans upon the net, I see you are a
> very multitalented man. You have dove into a little bit of
> everything that the entertainment world has to offer. Not many
> people are fortunate to do so. Give us some thoughts about that.
> What sparked your career to be involved in so many aspects of this
> business and not specifically geared toward one particular path or
> the other?
>
> J.O.: I call my great come back the "Elvis 68" comeback. The Elvis
> comeback all started when I lost my job from Canada Customs after
> arresting an individual on a drug bust. I was a policeman with a
> club, pepper spray, and handcuffs that drove the police car and
> performed breathalyzers and arrested criminals. My supervisor on
> duty was not impressed with the use of force that I had used on a
> drug bust and let me go.
>
> I then started training for the FX Tough Man contest. While training
> I swam from Windsor to Peach Island and back (Olympic swimmers say
> that this swim is the most dangerous in North America because of the
> undertow), Windsor parks and recreation reported that I had drowned
> to the Windsor police. I took a hike on the island and US coast
> guard sent out a ship and helicopter to search for my body. I was
> swimming back to Windsor and told the head US coast guard officer in
> charge that I was roller blading for two hours and wanted to cool
> down with a swim before my jog. After getting out of the water I had
> the local media, Windsor Police, two fire
>
> Con't on page 7
>
> trucks, and a small crowd of "Ohster" groupies waiting for me. I was
> told never to try that again!
>
> I had then smoked a fireman physical with an amazing time of 7:59
> minutes and a top 20 finish @ 35 years old with over 250 competitors
> trying to get the two day a week fireman jobs.
>
> I entered the Flint Michigan FX light heavy weight 160-184 pound
> Toughman contest and had my nose broken in the quarterfinals after
> soundly beating the Detroit finalist in my first fight.
>
> The ring girl came into the dressing room and asked me to sit ring
> side with her to watch the finals. I was cracking my nose back into
> place very disappointed that the dream of winning the Toughman
> contest was over. She said "You should model not fight," and so I
> took some pictures and emailed comp cards off to some modeling
> agencies. Now I have two companies interested in signing me!
>
> I have reapplied to fight in the Toughman contest to fight in a
> steel cage danger zone tournament as a middle weight at 151 to 165
> pound division.
>
> I also sent a profile to the Mid West Wrestling Federation and have
> interest from them.
>
> Pro soccer returned to Windsor Detroit with an old high school team
> mate of the "Ohster's" in charge of the entire operations of the
> team.
>
> Back in high school I was MVP of the team that finished second in
> scoring in the league with 10 out of 14 goals the entire team had
> scored. An amazing soccer comeback that had me play in three
> exhibition matches after my retiring from the game mid way through
> the season due to a poor right ankle and a 17 year absence from the
> game.
>
> So after playing the bass and doing some lead vocals in a couple of
> bands, "The Ohster" has gone solo with his electronica career and it
> is doing well with over a 1000 downloads from my music sites.
>
> I had Attic records interested in me and was accepted by
> download.com, the largest provider of music for the independent
> musician.
>
> Not bad for this 37 year old former Elvis impersonator/jock kid that
> thought he was the German Simon Le Bon in high school.
>
> L.I.: Out of all the theater and acting roles you have partaken in,
> which was your favorite and why?
>
> J.O.: My favorite was a rock video for the University of Windsor
> Drama department that I acted, directed, danced, and played the lead
> roll of Macbeth to "Faith No More" playing in the back ground.
>
> L.I.: What inspired you to go from acting to becoming a
> singer/songwriter?
>
> J.O.: After playing numerous sports in high school, "The Ohster"
> decided to get a degree in communication studies from the University
> of Windsor and get involved in projects involving art and drama.
>
> I was a DJ at CJAM 91.5 radio station and had my own New Wave show.
> I was thinking at the time to either try and become a much music
> Video Jockey, a Pro Wrestler, or move to Los Angeles and get into
> acting.
>
> I actually applied for the green card lottery with hopes of moving
> out to La La land.
>
> L.I.: How hard was it to get your music completed and distributed to
> the public?
>
> J.O.: It all started off at CJAM 91.5 fm. They played my song with
> my vocals sounding amazing. I mailed my debut CD, nothing wrong with
> dreaming, to all the Canadian college radio stations throughout
> Canada. I was then accepted to my surprise to have my music
> distributed by download.com. I have had great praise from this debut
> CD and will be working on my second piece very soon.
>
> I am currently web modeling and was accepted by leasyourbody.com to
> model tatoos. Karma Models and Stylus Models of Toronto are
> interested in signing me to modeling contracts.
>
> L.I.: What challenges did you face during your career?
>
> J.O.: I am still trying to get a major label to carry me and would
> love to see my music in movies, that is NOT PORN… television, and
> theatre productions.
>
> L.I.: What advice can you give to the other artists like yourself
> out there to help them make their dreams a reality as well?
>
> J.O.: I am the almighty Ohster. Strive to be like me and hope that
> you meet the right people to promote yourself. I personally think
> that it is more the right contacts and meeting rather than just pure
> talent. Tranquility, individuality, know your inner self.
>
> L.I.: Share with us some projects you have completed and/or are
> working upon that the L.I. community can support you on.
>
> J.O.: I have applied as a go-go dancer to several alternative clubs
> in Michigan. I would love to have L.I. community come support my
> dancers dream. I have actually danced in a cage before at a club
> called Rumours in Detroit.
>
> L.I.: As I probe the thoughts of "The Ohster," what is it that you
> wish to strive to do next?
>
> J.O.: I am trying to still land a major record label and a modeling
> contract by doing my best Krammer from Seinfeld, a guy that does not
> seem real. I am interested in writing a script and acting and
> directing in the production and distributing the movie throughout
> the internet. I would love to get a part time job as a go-go dancer
> in a new wave Goth club because I am an amazing dancer that is
> double jointed.
>
> Nichole Allen (a.k.a. Butta Pecan creator of the "Lovelines"
> discussion forum located at L.I.M. site)
> President Of Lyrics Inc Magazine
> http://www.lyricsinc.0catch.com[7]
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