--- On Sun, 7/12/09, hard2fig@... <hard2fig@...> wrote:


From: hard2fig@... <hard2fig@...>
Subject: Fwd: Stuttering
To: drdirtyredd@..., mskimellison@..., cece604@...,
hamilton_linda@...
Date: Sunday, July 12, 2009, 5:04 PM



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> ----- Hilarious!!!
> > >>
> > >> A teacher
> is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human
> beings
> > >>
> are
> > >> the only animals that stutter,' she
> says.
> >
> >>
> > >> A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a
> kitty-cat who
> stuttered.'
> > >>
> > >> The teacher, knowing how precious
> some of these stories could become,
> > >> asked
> > >> the
> girl to describe the incident.
> > >>
> > >> 'Well', she
> began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
> > >>
> Rottweiler
> > >> that lives next door got a running start and
> before
> we knew it, he jumped
> > >> over the fence into our yard!'
> >
> >>
> > >> 'That must've been scary,' said
> the teacher. 'It sure
> was,' said the
> > >> little
> > >> girl.
> >
> >>
> > >> 'My kitty raised her back, went
> "Ffffff!, Ffffff!,
> FfffffF," but before
> > >> she
> > >> could say 'Fuck!,'
> the Rottweiler ate her!
> > >>
> > >> The teacher had to
> leave the room. 






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