Subject: Ladies vs Real Women
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> > Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop
in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
"fix-me-up."
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> > Real Women - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn
bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat
it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
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> > Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
forehead. The throbbing will go away.
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> > Real Women - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might
still have the headache, but who cares?
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> > Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
prevent ice cream drips.
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> > Real Women - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it
anyway.
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> > Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
potatoes.
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> > Real Women - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up
to a year.
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> > Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of
> > the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside
> > of the cake.
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> > Real Women - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate it for you.
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> > Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
beautiful glossy finish.
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> > Real Women - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.
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> > Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
> > gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
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> > Real Women - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.
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> > And finally the most important tip....
> > Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
future use in casseroles and sauces.
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> > Real Women - Leftover wine??
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> > A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...
but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!
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Theresa





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