Dear FreeMusicNow.com update members,


I've uploaded a lot of new music at fixed the links at http://
freemusicnow.com including
a mystery backwards piece. (Hope you all don't think this is cheezy)
The first 10 to guess the tune get a free copy of my new cd, due out in
September. Check it out when you get a chance.

Here's a few jokes Steve Z. sent me. Also, for those of you who need a
"pick me up", check out a hilarious problem soloving chart I've
uploaded at my new classical music station http://mp3.com/stations/
will_taylor_musicclassical [cut and paste this into your web browser
or
click on it] in addition to a long list of quotes by famous composers
such as:

"My sole inspiration is a telephone call from a producer."
- Cole Porter

"Don't bother to look, I've composed all this already."
- Gustav Mahler, to Bruno Walter who had stopped
to admire mountain scenery in rural Austria.


JOKES:

NEW AND IMPROVED EFFECTS PEDALS FOR MUSICIANS:

Time distortion: Makes guitar solos seem longer. Can also be
achieved
by ineptitude

Blame shifter: Shifts the pitch of mistakes down one octave so
that
the
audience thinks it was the bass player.

Depander: Filters out popular cover songs.

Overjive: Makes Hootie songs sound like Parliament.

Active pickups: Amplifies "signals" sent to attractive audience
members.

Fluff box: Filters out excessive musical substance.

Rehash: Stores and plays back your favorite riffs constantly
and
forever.

Feedback Eliminator: Drowns out "constructive criticism."

Band Pass Filter: Eliminates sexual advances between band
members.

Depressor: Changes any chord to E minor.

Paralytic Equalizer: Makes you as good as other guitarists by
injecting them with
nerve toxins.


See you later,

Will Taylor