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June 30, 2001

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Here are some hilarious Haikus from a friend.
GiG HAIKU Money's everything
Playing any gig that comes
Whores, we are all whores
 
Squeaking and squawking
All eyes roll to the heavens
The clarinet speaks
 
One beat to change from
Harmon to cup to bucket
Hey, who wrote this shit?
 
The jam session starts
Somebody calls "Giant Steps"
Cold fear grips my brain
 
Here's the girl singer
Stepping to the microphone
Pitch, Time, All gone now
 
Gig is going well
Some jerk requests "In the Mood"
I look at my watch
 
I once had a dream
Big house, new car, big money
Now I play the bass
 
Gorgeous chick tells me
"You sound just like Kenny G"
My ego shatters
 
Three-eight, eleven-eight
Damn you Andrew Lloyd Webber
Five-eight, seven-eight
 
The woodwind doubler
Practicing the piccolo
Frustration defined
 
Pit orchestra gig
Days and nights become as one
I have no damned life
 
Bad intonation
Strings are sharp and reeds are flat
Brass too loud again
 
Great changes, good groove
A one-in-a-million gig
No singer. Yippee!
 
An oxymoron:
"He played the accordion
With delicacy
 
"The accordion
"Squeeze box," yes, but more often
"The Stomach Steinway"
 
Bassoons forever
Try in vain not to sound like
A farting bedpost
 
The strings slowly tune
When they're done the unisons
Are anything but
 
"I can't find my note"
Bemoans the confused singer
"Quit now," we all pray
 
The contractor calls
Months of Andrew Lloyd Webber
"Bird Lives" no longer