survey # 1   

*******MY NAME IS KRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*******

1. What is the color of your room? pink, duh! but it's an ugly ugly puke
pink... i really need to fix that.
   

2. How big is your bed?
twin

3. Do you have personal pictures on the walls?
yup.

4. Did your parents let you pick out the colors of your room?
no, not really. it was painted madd long ago when i was like... 4?

5. Do you have magazine clippings taped to your walls?
yuss.

6. How many windows are in your room?
two. but one's kinda broken. HAHAHA!!! SKIPPY BROKE IT!!!

27. Do you have a tv and VCR?
not in my room, anymore. Well, let's see. i had a TV. but Erika took THAT one
to college with her cos it was madd compact and stuff, hers was obviously too
big for her lazy butt to carry. And i HAD a VCR, but yeah... i don't know how
it's possible to lose a VCR, but evidently, my family managed to.

8. Do you have a CD player?
jah. i have a discman and a stereo thing.

9. Do you share your room with anyone else?
not really. if patty moves in with me, then yeah. >P

10. Are you allowed to have food and drinks in your room?
yeah, speaking of which, i gotta clean it.

11. Is your room where you spend most of your time?
if i'm home, yeah, im either in my room or down here online, like right now!
>D

12. What's your favorite thing about your room?
it's very strange... you know... about my room.... maybe i shouldn't talk
about this with you... you may.... *blackout* *loud scream* *THUD*

13. What's under your bed?
a rug? i got a nice big fluffy mattress in the corner of my room on the
floor. so no, there's nothing under it.

14. If you could change one thing about your room, what would it be?
i want a little bit bigger of a room. but if erika MOVES OUT then i could
have two rooms and shit would be nice. >)

15. Do you have a desk in your room?
mmm kind of, but my stereo's on top of it.

16. Do you always do your homework on that desk?
homework? *thinks* ....homework.....??

17. Do you have a phone in your room? If so what kind?
Jah! I GOTS MY OWN PHONE LINE!!! is a cordless, and i gots an answering
maschine and and yeah.... yeah... 379*0255 >D

18. What color is your phone?
see-thru BLUEBERRY

19. Do you have stuffed animals in your room?
i gots madd stuffed animals. but i really only care about my bear named Ivy
Bear and uhh yeah. i'll stop now.

20. What color is your carpet?
pink, but i gotta get a new carpet cos Me and Candice spill soda at least 8
times a day when she's here, and she usually spends 2 days here, hahaha, it's
gross.

21. Do you have a mirror in your room?
yusss, i shtole it from Erika. by the way, erika's my sister, in case you
didn't know.

22. What do you dislike about your room?
uhm, that uhh, uhh... i can't fit 258,397,153,985,643,205 people in it?

23. Do you have a website?
Yuss!!! i does! http://krisreality.cjb.net or you can just click <A
HREF="http://krisreality.cjb.net">HeRe</A>

survey #2

I want .. friends?

I have .. a grumpy cat.

I wish .. on stars.

I crave .. las drogas!

I regret .. not fully being myself sometimes.

I anticipate .. the arrival OF EL MOCO LOCO!!!

I love .. you. >D hehehe, Erin!

I hate .. Shannon.

I fear .. that the few people that i care about might hate me one day for
something really stupid that i might do.

I see .. a stupid picture of me when i was like 5

I hear .. my phone ringing! yay! ugh.... nevermind. it was Shannon. >/

I search .. for the remote?

I wonder .. when im gonna stop being stupid.

.I know .. that im not really as fucked in the head as everyone thinks i am.

I am .. nerf... madd cute...?

#3

1. What do you find attractive in a guy?
honesty -ERIC YOU STUPID LYING CHUPACABRA! j/k. and a sense of humor, and
they gotta be on time, or early cos i don't wait for hours like that.

2. How important are looks compared to personality? 
personality means a lot. and ive gone out with some not-so-attractive guys.
so yeah, you take a guess at what i care more about.

3. What's the quickest way to turn you on?
say "aye, mamacita!" no, no, no. im lying.

4. Have you ever considered lesbianism after dating a guy?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

5. What's the most embarrassing experience you've encountered with a guy?
uhm, i dunno. maybe when i pulled a 5 dollar bill out of my ass? uhh...
no...?

6. What's the worst and best thing a guy could do on a date.

Worst: NOT SHOW UP! thank you, Erin!

Best: be himself.

7. Do you think guys have it easier then girls?
guys have it a lot easier. fucking lazy bastards stand up to pee.

8. When did you lose your virginity?
January 2000, a little over a year ago... >/

9. If you have lost your virginity, was it worth it?
i don't think it was worth it at all... >/

10.What really turns you off when you see a guy?
yeah, arrogance in abundance. EEEW. oh yeah, and if he had boogie-shnots
hanging from his nose i don't think i'd be that interested.

11. If you could tell guys one thing about women, what would it be?
be yourself, don't talk about 20 other girls, or try to impress anyone. it
won't get anywhere. and YES i'm aware that that's more than one thing, but
hey. im a picky chickie.

12. Fast forward through the previews or watch them?
depending on how anxious i am to see the movie. >)

13. Hang out for the credits or leave?
leave.

14. Long drive or long walk?
yeah, i'd say it depends on the weather. but i like walking.

15. Where's your favorite place?
i have a few places where i just like to sit and chill, by myself or with
one other person, but if i told you, it wouldn't make much sense because
maybe you'd be sitting there one day when i show up and THEN IT WOULDN'T BE
SO GODDAMNED SPECIAL, WOULD IT?!?!?!?

16. favorite bands, singers?
stabbing westward, silverchair, goldfinger, MSI, eminem mwuahaha, tori amos,
yadda yadda

17. Flowers or candy? flowers

18. Antiques or new? depends...

19. Screen calls or answer first ring? when i expect shannon to call, i
screen them or have joey pick it up, but i dont usually mind answering, cos
if it's someone i hate i can always just... HANG UP on them. >D

20. If you have a problem do you go to family or
friends first? friends, because my family's fucked in the head and
they're usually what causes a lot of my problems.

21. If you could go back to school, what subject would you most like to
study?
im still in school and i don't like to study much so... uhm... no?

22. What makes you feel sexy?
when i wear something that i think looks good but im fucked in the head,
too (it's hereditary) so nothing ever looks good on me. >)

23. Have you ever been to www.bored.com?
no, but i've been to http://krisreality.cjb.net and i been to
www.easilyamused.com >D

24. What's your favorite fruit?
strawberries i think.

25. what do you miss most?
eh... regrets are regrets, and you shouldn't miss things, because if you
want it that bad, work for what you want. achieve it, and you won't miss it
anymore.