As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a
man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So,
this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North
American women are asked to walk out of their
house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in
front of their house to prove they think it's okay to
see other women nude and to show support for their
fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not
approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is
further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. IT IS
YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.