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Probably didn't think you were still on this list, did you? Wondering why it's been so long since you heard from us, aren't you? It's very simple: we didn't have any shows. But now we have one. You follow? Good. Dig it:
Thursday, March 22 (aka "tomorrow")
The Red and the Black
1212 H Street NE
Washington, DC
9 pm
w/ Fellows and Manhattan Love Suicides
Everyone on the same page now?
Now you're probably wondering just what in God's name we've been up to for the last five months, mister. Trust us: if we told you, you wouldn't believe us. Plus, we're trying to encourage conspiracy theories as a means of promotion. So if anyone asks you, "Hey..you're on the the Positions list: is it true that they were kidnapped by _____ and forced to _____ but then escaped through a _____ along with ______ and are now engaged to ______ and wore _____ to the Oscars?", the answer is Yes. The answer is always Yes.
Simply put: come on out. We'll have new songs as a way of apologizing for being out of touch for so long.
America has kisses for you,
The Positions
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