You're lucky enough to live in or be in Washington, DC on Tuesday, May 8th. Do you have plans that night?

a) Yes

b) No

If a): you have no fun because you can't shake the feeling that you're missing something big. You feel empty and sad inside and will until the day you die. THE END.

If b): Lucky you! You get to go to the Black Cat and see the Positions on the big stage, with two amazing '60's influenced bands, The Clientele and the Ladybug Transistor. And yes: it's *that* Clientele and *that* Ladybug Transistor. Doors to pure heaven on earth open at 8:00.

So, knowing that the doors open at 8:00, when do you arrive?

a) These things are always late. Just show up at around 10:00.

b) Get there promptly and spend quality time with quality people and make sure you see the whole show

If a): Nice move. You just missed the Positions. The loss is a stink you will never be able to wash off. THE END.

If b): Nice move, which we say not sarcastically, unlike a)

You arrive at the Black Cat at 8:00. Do you get a beer?

a) No

b) Yes

If a): I suppose we can respect that decision as a smart one, but honestly, we'll never be able to understand it.

If b): You're our kind of people. Bring us some.

Head upstairs for the show. Do you:

a) Stay towards the back and stand still with your arms crossed

b) Get up front and move it

If a): Oh, no. Oh, dear God, no. No no no no no.

If b): Awww, yeah.