If you're a normal person (note: you're not), you've been going crazy
wondering about The Positions.  "They should have called by now," you
thought, your forehead in your hand, looking forlornly at the morning
coffee that you're too sick with worry to drink. "It's been months,"
and you wonder if maybe you were just fooling yourself all along, that
it *was* too good to be true after all.

Piece your heart back together: we've been here all along, planning our
next big move.  We're wasting no time in getting 2004 into the
Positions, playing the Black Cat this Friday, January 2nd, and they're
even letting us onto the main stage.  You heard me.  Our good pal
Meredith Bragg invited us along to warm you up for his amazing and
beautiful folk-punk stylings, and then the entire Black Cat will be
ours to get wild to the Alice Despard Group.  If you don’t have fun,
then take a long, hard look at your life, because there’s something
seriously wrong.

So we’re agreed: you’ll be there.  Good.  You’ll need to know then that
we’re playing first.  So get there early (9:30 at the latest), and if
you have time, do some stretching, because we’re going to rock you so
hard you’ll be sore the next day.

And you know, if you're ever worried about us again, you can always
look at the website to see how we’re doing.  We bought a monkey that we
named Chester, trained him to update the content on the website, and he
does a really good job, promptly putting anything newsworthy in the
"News" section.  And if you're thinking that it's appropriate to put
the news in the News section, then the months and months of training
Chester weren't for nothing (“No!  Not in ‘Shows’!  ‘News’!  Bad
monkey!”)

Come on out to the Black Cat on Friday.  Don't make us beg.  Because
we'll do it, and it'll only be embarrassing for everyone involved or
nearby.

I want to kiss you,
Positions 1-7

 
http://www.the-positions.com

 

 

 
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