Here's your surprise for the day: you're still on this list.  Trust us: if this is the worst thing that happens to you all day, consider yourself lucky.

Pressing stuff first: we're gonna need you to report to DC9 this Saturday night, April 11th.  Why?  Show.  We'll be playing with The Subjects (http://myspace.com/thesubjects) in our first show in what-seems-like-forever, and if that wasn't enough (note: that should be enough), we're capping off the night by putting Reid and Ivan behind their laptops to resurrect their DJ night Stay Loose. Listening to The Positions and then dancing the night away?  Go get someone to pinch you: you may be dreaming (note: you're not dreaming).

Then there's other stuff: seeing as how so many people on this list have bounced email addresses, this is probably not the best way to stay updated on our every move.  Instead, we encourage you to either be our fan on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Positions/7111387150) or go to our home page (http://the-positions.com) and sign up for a subscription to the news part of the page, either by email or by RSS.  We'll keep that up date, promise! Really we will!