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Okay, people. We've trained for a moment like this for years. We ran the drills, went through the obstacle course and meditated and studied to keep ourselves in a state of cat-like alertness for the day we knew would eventually come. We didn't know *when* it would come, but we've waited patiently, knowing that when called, we'd be prepared.
Operation Emergency Last-Second Show is on.
The Positions will be playing this Friday, April 2nd at 8:00 at the DC9 club (1940 9th Street, NW, near the 9:30 and Velvet Lounge) with Pagoda. This is an EARLY show, people, which I know is a little unexpected, but I have faith that you'll be able to carry it out without a hitch.
If you were sufficiently trained, your survival instincts should be kicking in and letting you know that you'll need to immediately cancel any and all other plans to attend this show. The kit that you were instructed to keep on hand should include:
1) A single five (5) dollar bill for admission
2) Your driver's license proving you over the age of 21
3) A watch so that you get there at 8:00, when The Positions take the stage
4) A moist toilette
5) Three (3) Snickers from that huge stash that we won after appearing on Win, Lose or Draw in '88
So let's get going, and...what? What's this? No, you'll be fine! You're perfectly trained! Snap out of it! Quit crying! This is no time for panic! It's only time for rock! Get your eardrums out there! You've got! To pull! Yourself! TOGETHER!!
Oh, man. I knew we shouldn't have had our recruiting drive at that twee festival.
Most sincerely and mostly honestly,
The Positions
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