Your dream has finally come true: The Positions are playing Clarendon
Day! If it wasn't your dream, that's a real shame, because if it was
your dream, it would have just come true, making you overjoyed and
happy beyond your greatest imagination of true happiness. As it is,
it's just news. Your loss.
Anyway, we'll be there next Saturday, October 16th, taking it to the
streets, literally. They block off a few blocks of Clarendon
(Location: Arlington - Clarendon and Wilson Blvds - Clarendon Metro)
and have all sorts of booths and stalls and probably some pavilions
featuring bold and exciting visions of the future where cars hover and
ovens self-clean. While you look at these things, we'll be on the
stage, the very first band of the day, playing at noon for free. So
drag yourself out of bed, get to Clarendon by noon, buy a balloon and
a funnel cake and let us wake you up with a dose of rock 'n' roll
played in a style similar to what you might have heard at the 1904 St.
Louis World's Fair.
Please note that you've been told far enough in advance so that you
have more than enough time to include all 6 of us in your Clarendon
Day gift shopping. If you have to ask what we want, you don't know us
well enough. But we've all been good (relatively) and will be
sleepless through the night before Clarendon Day, when Clarendon Jack
crowbars his way into the storm cellars of all the good little boys
and girls of North Arlington, leaving presents wrapped in hemp paper
and silly string under the hot water heater and then riding off into
the night in his '63 Corvette that's powered by 18 golden squirrels,
the names of whom escape me at the moment.
This is gonna be the best Clarendon Day ever.
Wishing you a very merry C-Day,
The Positions
http://www.the-positions.com
http://www.clarendon.org/clarendonday.html
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