Here's your surprise for the day: you're still on this list. Trust us: if this is the worst thing that happens to you all day, consider yourself lucky. ...
Here at The Positions, we value quick thinkers, people who can respond at a moment's notice. Actually, that's not true. We mostly like people who like to...
You know what we do at Positions practice? Besides practice, I mean. We eat pizza and drink beer and crack jokes and laugh a lot. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?...
Apparently, Thursday is the new Friday. Which makes Wednesday the new Thursday. Since we're so forward-thinking, let's go ahead make Tuesday the new Wednesday...
We here at The Positions value your time like it was cold, hard currency. We respect that, much like The Positions, you're probably extremely busy these days,...
In the recent past, a few people have registered complaints that we don't give enough advance notice about our shows. To fix this, we spent a lot of time and...
You may think that we Positions have nothing better to do than to sit around drinking beer and rocking the earth until it can stand no more. While that's...
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE with THE POSITIONS You're lucky enough to live in or be in Washington, DC on Tuesday, May 8th. Do you have plans that night? a) Yes ...
Probably didn't think you were still on this list, did you? Wondering why it's been so long since you heard from us, aren't you? It's very simple: we didn't...
We probably don't need to remind you that Clarendon Day is tomorrow. It's probably been a week of sleepless anticipation for you, wondering what wonderous...
We, as a country, love all things Swedish. We love Swedish meatballs, Swedish fish, Swedish chefs, Swedish pop and Swedish death metal. We all still secretly...
In the grand tradition of every show we've ever played comes a show of such sweeping majesty, such heartfelt goodness, such raw sensual electricity, great...
Right about now, you're probably thinking, "The Positions?! I thought they were dead!" I'm happy to tell you that we're not. It's just that this year has...
People are all about reasons nowadays. Everyone has to have a good reason for everything. But it didn't used to be that way. Back in the old days, no one...
Holidays can stress us out: It's New Years Eve and I don't have a party to go to! It's Valentine's Day and I don't have a date! It's the Fourth of July and I...
Here's a handy recipe for getting rocked so hard that you can't sit down, see straight or keep from being disappointed by everything else for at least a month:...
People! Now is the time! For too long, we have waited, wondering when the day would come when we could finally open our ears wide and embrace the sounds of...
Haven't felt pure bliss in what seems like forever? Now you can, in a conveniently labeled package: http://www.the-positions.com/shop.html Our debut album is...
*THE PROBLEM* You've looked everywhere. Specialty stores, online dealers, asked your neighbor, checked behind the couch, rummaged through the trash in case you...
Hey. What are you doing on Wednesday? Watching TV? Hanging out with your friends? I have some bad news for you. TV's been cancelled for Wednesday, and...
If we remember correctly, every single person on this list bet $20 that "there's no way in hell the Positions will play New York before 2006". Well, open up...
Baby, you've been so patient with us. It's been almost two years since our first show, and by now, you must be dying for it, if you catch our drift. But we...
In between bites of turkey (tofurkey for some) and gravy, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie (also with gravy), you can pause and be thankful for many things, in...
Your dream has finally come true: The Positions are playing Clarendon Day! If it wasn't your dream, that's a real shame, because if it was your dream, it...
Thanks to the recent success of our "Summer Luvin' '04" membership drive, the number of people on this mailing list has jumped. While we're thrilled to have...
You're insatiable. You're always wanting more. You need it, we're told. You can't sleep, can't eat, can't blink without it. More, we hear. Always more. ...
Okay, people. We've trained for a moment like this for years. We ran the drills, went through the obstacle course and meditated and studied to keep ourselves...
It's a leap year and we all have the same leap year problem: trying to decide what to do with that extra day. It's more time, free of charge, but it's hard to...
Consider transportation. Back in the days of the dinosaurs, when walking was the only way to get around it would probably take you at least a couple of weeks...
If you're a normal person (note: you're not), you've been going crazy wondering about The Positions. "They should have called by now," you thought, your...
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