Top 10 Reasons Chocolate
Is Better Than Sex

 

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1. Good chocolate is easy to find.

2. “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with
chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to
last.

5. If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won’t mind.

6. The word “commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.

7. When you have chocolate, it doesn’t keep your
neighbors awake.

8. You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting
your face slapped.

10. With chocolate, size doesn’t matter; it’s always
good.

 






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