69
Reason Why It Is Good To Be A Lesbian

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bian/

1. You don’t
have to worry about gagging from a “deep throat job”

2. You never
have to worry about finding the toilet seat up

3. You can
fix your own car and get your hair done within the same afternoon

4. Your
orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.

5. You never
have to swallow.

6. You never
have to worry about facial hair touching you, anywhere.

7. No one
cares if you don’t wear a bra.

8. You can
wear a dick and use it better than most guys

9. Foreplay
is an art

10. You are
your own form of birth control

11. Women
smell amazing

12. You
don’t feel like a piece of meat, when she checks you out

13. You can
cuddle without feeling like you have to “put out”

14. You find
a woman’s intellect to be sexy

15. You
watch porn for entertainment purposes

16. You feel
bad for strippers

17. Orgasms
are like Cornucopias – they should called the horn of plenty 18. You never have
to worry about breaking a nail, because you don’t have any

19. You can
pretty much have sex anywhere, at anytime, while flying completely under the
radar

20. Sex in
public bathrooms is so much easier

21. 69ing is
so much more fun (and a lot easier too) Hillbilly

22. I love
the smell of a woman

23. I get to
do the motor boat in my girlfriend’s fabulous tits every day!

24. I love
the emotional availability of a woman

25. I love
the nurturing care a woman offers

26. I love
watching my girlfriend get ready for a night on the town – watching her get out
of the shower naked, put on her perfume, do her makeup

27. I like
the feel of a soft pussy over a hard, intrusive penis

28. I love
cuddling and feeling my girlfriend’s soft skin

29. I love
kissing a woman’s soft lips (yes, both of them – cuz I know that’s what you’re
thinking!)

30. I get to
have a best friend and a partner all in one

31. I get to
wear her clothes and use her make-up!!! Dubbs

32. great
nicknames…like carpet muncher

33. sex on a
first date…without fear of pregnancy

34. “no
man’s ever going to tell ME what to do!”

35. it’s
like dating yourself 36. double the wardrobe, double the FUN!

37. WAY less
body hair

38. no
spooging in your face

39. women
taste better

40.
especially the vegan ones

41. one
word…BOOBIES!!!

42. “we were
just switching clothes, officer!”

43. No 2
clits are alike!

44. Women
make sexier bedroom noises

45. Lingerie
you can BOTH wear!

46. Double
headed dildos

47. The
ultimate in feminism

48. Chick
flicks are just movies in a lesbians house

49. better
kisses

50. no
scratchy faces

51. you LIKE
when she grabs your ass

52. if it
really came down to it, you could totally find SOME dude who’d pay to watch you
go down on your girlfriend

53. women
don’t pass out after orgasms

54. you can
do her front ways, back ways, and side ways cuz the wrist moves freer than the
hips

55. fingers
always fit

56. never
having to deal with “morning wood”

57. less
farting…which I don’t actually know is true but women do not take pride in it

58. you
could call her your “roommate” and it’s ok Paula the Surf Mom

59.
premature ejaculation? what IS that?

60. Eating
pussy is good for the complexion… it always makes mine pretty rosy any way.

61. The
trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.

62. If you
work it right you and your partner never have to buy your own drinks when you go
out… all you have to do it make out… the guys in the bar will just keep em
coming just so you keep it going.

63. Lesbians
know that you can do more with your fingers then send text messages.

64. Somebody
will always has a tampon in an emergency

65. And your
partner won’t get all embarrassed if you send them to the store to get you
some.

66. You are
very popular… girls like lesbians, they all want to kiss us….guys like
lesbians, they all want to watch movies about us… everybody likes lesbians.

67. Two
mommies in the house are always better then one daddy on the golf course

68. You are
sure somebody can cook

69. It good
to have a partner who has a sense of fashion

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