While perusing a yard sale the other day, I came across John Williams
autograph with the "Close Encounters" theme written out on a hand-
written stave. I bought it for 25 cents. I checked the internet and
found out that this autograph is selling for $1399.00!

I found out that the yard sale items came from bulk purchases of
delinquent storage lockers. Someone could not pay their storage bill
and lost their personal possesions to the unaware yard sale
proprietors.

It pays to know your composers, unlike the persons running this yard
sale.