Hello:

It's me, your witty e-mail buddy, Reverend Flash.
This time, I'm contacting y'all with a money-making opportunity and a chance to
(sort of) make a foray into modeling.
My nightmare roommate, Uncle Stevee, has been hounding me to get some person or
persons to pose with him in an advertisement for his new, fledgling
violin-instruction business here in Fort Lee, a town which is about
half-Caucasian/half-Asian. He would like very much to make a public appeal to
Fort Lee's youth market and its Asian market. Therefore, he has asked me to find
young people and/or Asian-American people to accept a $25 stipend for a small
amount of their time. All you will have to do is stand there with him looking
like he is teaching you to play violin and wait for the camera to click. In
fact, if you are both Asian-American AND young (and by 'young', I mean under
27), he will pay you an extra $10 just for being so demographically agreeable.
So, do it for the money.
Do it for the 'fame'.
Do it so that I can give Uncle Stevee one less reason to pull his Incredible
Hulk act on me again.

Reverend Flash

(This e-mail viewed best in MS Outlook Express.)

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P.S. Please remember that all future mail should go to revflash@.... I'm
sorry, but I've stopped using my old Yahoo, Honeywell, and Beatlesmail addys.


P.S.S. Help! I'm being held prisoner by a fat, angry Slovak with a violin, a
camera, and a crazy look in his eye!


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