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Dear Friend:

This is an improved version of a highly successful marketing program
that will make you many thousands of $ in the next few months. The
new features - a software program for extracting E-mail addresses
and over 2,000 URL of bulletin boards, plus links to other many
thousands of places where such addresses can be extracted - ALL
FREE. Take advantage of these new marketing tools and become rich
fast. Please, read carefully the entire message below and enroll
today.

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: This is the media report.

PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS CLOSET!

Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does.

You most likely have just seen this story recently featured on a
major nightly news program (USA) and reported elsewhere in the
world. His mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she
came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried
beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old
son's closet.

Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she
opened the bag and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills,
twenties, fifties and hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labeled
piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-
old woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag - that's more
than my husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where
he worked to tell him what she had discovered. He came home right
away and they drove together to the boys school and picked him up.
Little did they suspect that where the money came from was more
shocking than actually finding it in the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type
of "Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet.
Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this
right on his computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the e-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my
name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it out",
says the clever 15-year-old.

The e-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions to
send one $5 dollar bill requesting the information report to each
person on the list, then delete the address at the top and move the
others addresses down, and finally to add your name to the top of
the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand
dollars in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the
letter with your name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk
E-mail all the time and really did not think it was going to work",
the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office
Box that his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine
subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes
containing $5 bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my
box had 1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was
also a yellow slip that said I had to go up to the [post office]
counter.

I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I
went up to the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me.
I had to ride back home and empty out my backpack because I could
not carry it all".

Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail."
The money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and
stashing it in the closet, barely had time for my homework". He had
also been riding his bike to several of the banks in his area and
exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to
different banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I
would usually tell the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent
me in to exchange the money and he was outside waiting for me. One
time the lady gave me a really strange look and told me that she
would not be able to do it for me and my dad would have to come in
and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street
(laughs)."

Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid. The
reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called "chain-
letter" the boy was sending out and found that it was not a chain-
letter at all. In fact, it was completely legal according to US
Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title
18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal
regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product
or service must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note that
read, "Please send me report number XYX". This simple note made the
letter legal because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-
to) for a five-dollar fee.

[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to
understand how the system works and get your $71,000 - please
continue reading. What appears below is what the 15 year old was
sending out on the net - YOU CAN USE IT TOO - just follow the simple
instructions].

-------------------------------------------------------

Dear Friend:

"Making many thousands of dollars every 4 to 5 months from your home
for an investment of only $25 U.S. dollars expense one time".

BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR !! THANKS TO THE COMPUTER
AGE AND THE INTERNET

Before you say "Bull", please read the following.

This is the letter you have been hearing about on the news lately.
Due to the popularity of this letter on the internet, a national
weekly news program recently devoted an entire show to the
investigation of this program described below, to see if it really
can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.
Their findings proved once and for all that there are "absolutely no
laws prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can
follow the simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega
bucks with only $25 out of pocket cost".

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RESPECT THIS PROGRAM HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:

"Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many times
before but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined
just to see what one could expect in return for the minimal effort
and money required. To my astonishment, I received total $610,470.00
in 21 weeks, with money still coming in".
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
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Here is another testimonial:

"This program has been around for a long time but I never believed
in it. But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided
to gamble my $25 on it. I followed the simple instructions and
voila ..... 3 weeks later the money started to come in. First month
I only made $240.00 but the next 2 months after that I made a total
of $290,000.00. So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the
program, I have made over $710,000.00 and I am playing it again.
The key to success in this program is to follow the simple steps and
NOT change anything ."

More testimonials later but first,

****** PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE *******

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months
easily and comfortably, please read the following ...THEN READ IT
AGAIN and AGAIN !!!

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW AND YOUR FINANCIAL DREAMS WILL
COME TRUE, GUARANTEED!

(1) Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

(2) For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
YOU ARE ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person who's name
appears ON THAT LIST next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN
ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail
problems.

(3) When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
reports. You will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on
your computer and resell them. YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

(4) Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5
reports from these 5 different individuals. Save them on your
computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000's
of people who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these
reports and keep it on your desk in case something happen to your
computer.

(5) IMPORTANT - DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other
than what is instructed below in steps 1 through 6 or you will loose
out on majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this
works, you will also see how it does not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter it, it will
NOT work!!! People have tried to put their friends/relatives names
on all five thinking they could get all the money. But it does not
work this way. Believe us, we all have tried to be greedy and then
nothing happened.

So please don't try to change anything other than what is
instructed. Because if you do, it will not work for you. Remember,
honesty reaps the reward!!!

(6) After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
and REMOVE the name & address of the person in REPORT # 5. This
person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their
fortune.

(7) Move the name & address in REPORT # 4 down TO REPORT # 5.

(8) Move the name & address in REPORT # 3 down TO REPORT # 4.

(9) Move the name & address in REPORT # 2 down TO REPORT # 3.

(10) Move the name & address in REPORT # 1 down TO REPORT # 2

(11) Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT # 1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!

Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and save
it on your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a
disk as well just in case if you lose any data.

To assist you with marketing your business on the Internet, the 5
reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing
information which includes how to send bulk e-mails legally, where
to find thousands of free classified ads and much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD # 1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes,
and we will assume you and those involved send out only 5,000 e-
mails each.

Now with the software program which you will receive for FREE when
order report # 1 it will be easier than ever to collect fresh 5,000,
10,000 or much more E-mail addresses for few days work. No need
anymore to pay for expensive mailing lists that often are too old or
to bulk mail companies to send your offer to again very often old
mailing lists. Now your success will depend entirely on you. Along
with the extract software you will receive full instructions how to
use it, addresses of more than 2,000 bulletin boards and other
places where you can extract. Plus other helpful information that
will make you a great success. All this will be included as an
addition to report # 1. The software will be as an attachment to the
same report.

Let's also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
response could be much better but let?s just say it is only 0.2%.
Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead
of only 5,000 each). Continuing with this example, you send out only
5,000 e-mails.

With a 0.2% response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1. Those
10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with orders.
That's = 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2. Those 100
people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 500,000 e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3. Those 1000
people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5 million e-mails
sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for Report # 4.
Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000,000 (50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is
100,000 orders for Report # 5.

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).

Your total income in this example is:
1..... $50 +
2..... $500 +
3..... $5,000 +
4..... $50,000 +
5..... $500,000 ......... Grand Total = $555,550.00

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE. GET A PENCIL & PAPER AND FIGURE OUT THE WORST
POSSIBLE RESPONSES AND NO MATTER HOW YOU CALCULATE IT, YOU WILL
STILL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!

REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING ONLY 10 PEOPLE ORDERING OUT OF
5,000 YOU MAILED TO. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
everyone, or half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-
mails each or more? There are over 250 million people on the
Internet worldwide and counting. Believe me, many people will do
just that, and more!

METHOD # 2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very, very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of FREE places to advertise. Placing a lot of free ads on
the internet will easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest
you start with Method # 1 and add Method # 2 as you go along.

For every $5 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the Report
they ordered. That's it. Always provide same day service on all
orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they send out, with your
name and address on it, will be prompt because they can not
advertise until they receive the report.

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.

Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report. Checks
NOT accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at
least 2 sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, write the
NUMBER & the NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL
ADDRESS and your name and postal address.

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW :

REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the
Internet" plus the FREE extract software as an attachment.

ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:

Sascha Lendowsky
P.O.Box 349
Umdloti
4350
KZN
South Africa
****************************************
REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the
Internet"

ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:

Kenneth I.Purfey
4960 Almaden Expy.# 331
San Jose,CA 95118-2007
USA
****************************************
REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"

ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:

Ilian Ag. Popov
P.O.Box 109
Normana,TX 78142-0109
USA

REPORT #4 " How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of Multi
Level Marketing and the Internet"

ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:

Walter Stewart
P.O. Box 4028
Dept. KP
Beeville, TX. 78104
USA
****************************************
REPORT #5 "How to Send 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"

ORDER REPORT #5 FROM:

Stacy Delpierre
16453 18th Avenue
Surrey, B.C. Canada
V3S 9N2
****************************************
There are currently more than 250,000,000 people online worldwide!

$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:

If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within 2
weeks, continue sending e-mails using the Email Extract software
until you do.

After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
should receive 100 orders or more for REPORT # 2. If you did not,
continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report # 2, YOU CAN
RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash
will continue to roll in !

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER: Every time your name is moved down on
the list, you are placed in front of a different report. You can
KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND ANOTHER
BATCH OF E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN. There is NO
LIMIT to the income you can generate from this business !!!
____________________________________________________

FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

You have just received information that can give you financial
freedom for the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF EFFORT. You can make more money in the next few weeks and
months than you have ever imagined.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any
way. It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a
copy of this exciting report after you have put your name and
address in Report #1 and moved others to #2...........# 5 as
instructed above. One of the people you send this to may send out
100,000 or more e-mails and your name will be on everyone of them.
Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers
you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent.
IT IS UP TO YOU NOW !

************** MORE TESTIMONIALS ****************

"My name is Mitchell. My wife , Jody and I live in Chicago.
I am an accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty
good money. When I received this program I grumbled to Jody about
receiving ''junk mail''. I made fun of the whole thing, spouting my
knowledge of the population and percentages involved. I ''knew'' it
wouldn't work. Jody totally ignored my supposed intelligence and few
days later she jumped in with both feet. I made merciless fun of
her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told you so'' on her when the
thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within 3 weeks she had
received 50 responses. Within the next 45 days she had received a
total of $ 147,200.00 all cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in
her ''hobby''."
Mitchell Wolf, Chicago, Illinois
****************************************
"Not being the gambling type, it took me several weeks to make up my
mind to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
decided that the initial investment was so little that there was
just no way that I wouldn't get enough orders to at least get my
money back. I was surprised when I found my medium size post office
box crammed with orders. I made $319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks.
The nice thing about this deal is that it does not matter where
people live. There simply isn't a better investment
with a faster return and so big."
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta,
Canada
****************************************
"I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
wondered if I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no idea
who to contact to get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-
mailed again by someone else.........11 months passed then it
luckily came again...... I did not delete this one! I made more than
$490,000 on my first try and all the money came within 22 weeks".
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.
****************************************
"It really is a great opportunity to make relatively easy money with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully and
within 10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $
20,560.00 and by the end of third month my total cash count was
$362,840.00. Life is beautiful, Thanks to Internet".
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand


ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO FINANCIAL
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