This is a list for people united by a loathing of useless corporate 'alt-rock' whores that pollute the minds of Britain's youth with their tedious, play-safe 'music'.... yes, I mean Travis. And Stereophonics. And Feeder. And Oasis. Ugh.

If you despise these whining 'artists', and would prefer death on a rusty spike to having to listen to their ugly, tiresome cack, you are most welcome here. Some artists you may wish to discuss include the Make Up, Primal Scream, Les Rythmes Digitales, Blur, Sex Pistols, Destiny's Child, David Bowie, Super Furry Animals, Madonna, Adam & The Ants, Public Enemy, My Bloody Valentine, Kraftwerk, Gang Of Four, Beck, Manic Street Preachers, Baxendale, Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, Can, Ailiyah, Pet Shop Boys, Stooges, Human League, Wu-Tang Clan, Brassy, Saint Etienne, Ex-Rental, Kinks, New Order, Aphex Twin, Bauhaus, Tommy James & The Shondells, PiL, Chemical Brothers, Dusty Springfield, Elastica, Action Time, Sister Sledge, Radiohead, T.Rex, Cornelius, Smiths, Earl Brutus, Beatles, Marvin Gaye, Duran Duran, Fall, Pulp, Clash, Japan, Rosita, Five, MC5, Big Star, Stephen Duffy, The Creation, Roxy Music, Sweet, PJ Harvey and of course Daphne & Celeste. Possibly Britney too, but we'll have to get back to you on that one....