SAM DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIS FANS, UNLESS THEY ARE WASTING THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY ON HIM AND HIS PISS WATER TEQUILA. HE ALSO LETS HIS WEBMASTER (PAULA WHOM HE IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH) MOLEST HIS DAUGHTER KAMA. OF COURSE IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HE HAS A SEVERE DRINKING PROBLEM, SO HIS OLD SOCIAL SECURITY RECEIVING ASS PROBABLY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AROUND HIM. SO LET'S TAKE A DRINK OF THAT CWT ONE LAST TIME IN THE NAME OF EDDIE VAN HALEN, AND SHOUT FUCK YOU POODLE BOY.