While riding the minibus to Moscow yesterday, I realized I had responded too
quickly (too early in the morning for my brain to function well). So, today
I have searched a little for an English translation of the song that begins:

Nyet ostrykh oshchushchenij, vse - star'e, gnil'e i khlam.
Togo glyadi, s toski sygrayu v yashchik.
Balkon by chto li sverkhu il' avtobus popolam, -
Vot eto - delo, eto - podkhodyashche.

And has the refrain:

I vot lezhu ya na spine zagipsovannyj
Kazhdyj chlen u menya rasfasovannyj
Po otdel'nosti i do ispravnosti,
Vse budet v tselosti i sokhrannosti.

But have I found nothing. It may be that there is no English translation on
the net.

Does anyone know of an English translation of this song?

-- Bill