5 HInts 4 sex-Enhancing Afterplay



1)Dont use afterplay as a sexual postmortem.

2)Express sexual feelings and thoughts you`ve not shared.

3)Don`t let ur problems n2 bed.

4)Cuddle and Caress for at least 5 min.

5)Say I Love U.



The 4 Keys 2 Male Arousal

1)Masturbation

2)Alternate sensations

3)Fantasy

4)Visual stimulation



The 4 Keys 2 Female Arousal



1)Masturbation

2)Fantasy

3)Extended loveplay

4)Vibrator



6 Hints 4 Erotic _Expression

1)Pant,Groan,and Moan

2)Learn the art of hot talk.

3)Make eye contact.It increases the impact of words.

4)Use sound 2 let ur partner know she/he is get n it right.

5)Don`t *bleep* quietly.

6)Express appreciation.



7 Nonverbal Ways 2 Let ur Partner Know What u Want.

1)Sigh softly when it feels good.

2)Moan when it feels even better.

3)Suddenly shift ppositions if the stimulations is becoming painful.

4)Gently move ur partner`s hand where u want them 2 b.

5)Show him or her how 2 stroke ur genitals by stroking them urself.

6)Write a graphic love note.

7)Move with greater urgency when the stimulation is right.



3 Techniques 4 Curing Premature Ejaculation.



1)Squeeze or pinch the end of the penis 4 a few sec.

2)Tense the muscles at the base of the penis.

3)Tease ur penis manually.



The 5 Fears 2 Overcoming 4 Great Sex.



1)Fear of intimacy.

2)Fear of being rejected.

3)Fear of losing control.

4)Fear of becoming overly sexual

5)Fear of hidden desires.



7 Tips 4 Hotter 4play



1)Remember the sex begins n the brain.

2)Pay attention 2 romantic details.

3)Go Slow

4)Give her an orgasm, manually or orally.

5)Pay attention 2 his other erotic zones.(Nipples, scrotums, and perineums.

6)Experiment with varied touch.

7)Experiment with different rhythms.



6 Sexual Energizers.



1)Dress sexy

2)Get n shape

3)Write sex letters

4)Think sexy

5)Create romantic rituals

6)Practice englighted self-interest.



7 Ways Of Enhancing Intercourse



1)Vary the thrusting pattern.

2)Vary the speed of thrusting.

3)Don`t always finish what u start.

4)Touch her clitoris during intercourse.

5)Alternate positions.

6)Practice delaying techniques.

7)Do ur Kegels.(exercise)



The 5Most Common Forms Of KinkySex Play.



1)Heterosexual anal sex

2)Bondage

3)Spanking

4)Light s/m(games)

5)Exhibitionism/Voyeurism.



6 Essential Kissing Tips



1)Start with a kissable mouth.

2)Tease with ur lips.

3)After touching lips softly.

4)Let ur partner`s mouth extend the invitation before entering.

5)Vary the pace of ur kissing.

6)Learn the art of the french kiss.



The5 Best Spots 2 Love Bite

1)Ear

2)Neck

3)Fingers

4)Nipples

5)Genitals



The Top 10 Myths About Sex

1)Sex is dirty

2)Sex should b natural and spontaneous.

3)There is a right way 2 make love or have an orgasm.

4)Sex equals intercourse.

5)Sex is a man`s responsibility.

6)Men are always ready and always want 2 have sex.

7)Sex requires an erection.

8)Sex must end in orgasm.

9)Women have 2 b in love 2 enjoy sex.

10)Women who love sex are promiscuous.



Sex Activities In Ascending Order Of Risk.



1)Kissing

2)Mutual masturbation

3)Xrotic massage

4)Oral Sex

5)Vaginal intercourse

6)Anal intercourse



The 5 Golden Rules Of Quickies

1)They should b a sometimes thing.

2)4play doesn`t have 2 b done at the scene.

3)She doesn`t have 2 have an orgasm.

4)B open 2 erotic opportunity.

5)If there`s time and energy 4 something more, let it happen.



THE 5 HOT AREAS

1)G Spot=tissue on the front wall of the vagina.

2)U Spot=urethral canal in the front wall of the vaginal opening.

3)F Spot=frenulum underside of the penis.

4)R Spot=raphe the line along the center of the scrotum.

5)AFE Zone=Anterior Fornix Erogenous zone on the upper vaginal wall between the
g spot and the back of the vaginal barrel.



HAIR-If she primps it, strokes it, plays with it, tosses it, its a positive sign



EYEBROWS-Raising them or raising and lowering them is a universal sign that the
human animal has seen something that interests it.



EYES-If you catch her glancing at you,that`s a sign of interest.



MOUTH-When your attracted to someone, you heat up. she must purses her lips. she
moistens them.



NECK-Tell her a joke. if she laughs and throws her head back,she has should you
interest.



SHOULDERS-If she straightens them,or shifts them back this is a distant sign of
sexual interest.



BREASTS-Anybody movement that makes the breast stand out is a sign of interest.



ARMS-If a woman is interested she will keep an elbow pointed at her object or
even allow her arm to brush upon his.



HANDS-When a woman puts her hand on her hip and gazes at you suggestively, think
about where that hand is pointing.



HIPS-Any exaggerated motion of the hips can be read as a sign of interest or an
indication that she might be receptive to a man.



LEGS-If sha crosses and uncrosses them slowly and repeatedly,that`s not an
off-limits sign.



FEET-They are just like the hand pointing toward her object.







SAYING I LUV U



make sure you mean it

write it first

avoid conditionals

create a mood

be clear-headed

say it again...and again



10 NO BRAINER SIGNS UR N LUV



1)u cant stop think n about her

2)anything u c,hear,taste,smell,or touch reminds u of her.

3)feel the urge 2 call or just check n

4)u perform uncharacteristic acts of kindness or cleanliness b/c u know she`ll
like it.

5)u go shop n and actually n joy urself

6)during staff meetings, u write hername over andover again on ur legal pad.

7)u let her borrow ur car

8)u programmed her work,cell,and home #

9)every love song reminds u of her

10)anytime u think u love her u do.



LADIES



Feel sexy and u will b sexy

Radiate sexual confidence

Concentrate on him

Do unto him what he does unto u

See ur sexuality as a sacred gift



Tell him about the self-massage, internal flexing,and voyeuristic activities and
invite him 2 watch



Show him dirty pics

show him erotic pics of u

Mail him an explicit nude photo of urself

Ask him 2 take pics of u

Use a camera with a timer 2 take pics of the 2 of u together



Read him some erotic literature

Tape-record ur lovemaking session. Then play it back when u want 2 arouse him.

Write him a lewd note

Rent some porno videos

Telephone sex



Sexy talk as a mental warm-up. look him straight in the eye and in a normal
voice tell him what you intend to do to him later. Be specific. Smile sweetly
change the subject. Be sure 2 fulfill ur promise later.



Suggest that he buy u the sexiest piece of lingerie or leather he can find.

Send erotic underwear in the mail. Include a note about how you plan 2 use it.



Take him some where in formal clothes and confide in him that u "FORGOT"2 wear
ur panties."He will think about it all night.

The odor of a female "in heat"is meant 2 attract the male of the species,so use
it ladies.

HINT=(perfume)









Get rid of any bright glaring lamps,but leave enough light for him 2 see how
sexy u look and 2 watch the 2 of u perform one of the most visually exciting
acts known 2 man or woman .



Its marvelous 2 have a mirrored wall or a very large mirrorbeside,in front of,or
above the bed.



Ur bed should be large enough 2 roll around in, strong and silent enough 2
withstand some fairly energetic activities and soft enough 2 b langoidly
comfortable for hours.



Next 2 the bed u shoulld keep a small stack of all the sexual necessities.

Change or add 2 sexual ambience after you`ve learned what his preferences are.



Move lovemaking 2 another room. Seduce him unexpectedly while ur both watching
TV.

Seduce him outside."He`ll b pleasantly surprised"

Seduce him in the elevator holding the door close button.



Making love in the backseat will make him feel as potent and horny as he did in
high school.

Surprise him at the office with a quickie.

Parties are made for excitingly "dangerous" sex. Tease him all evening.

Ask him 2 meet you at a hotel for drinks. Then role-play as if you dont know
him.



Take him for a drive in the country and stop in some secluded spot 2 admire the
view.(have intercourse in the open)

Go skinny-dipping in the moonlight and caress him underwater.

Have sex in an airplane bathroom



Use large variety of ticklers

Buy a set of erotic cards

Ask him 2 tie u 2 the bed and have his way with you.

Challenge him 2 a duel the 1st person 2 have an orgasm loses.

Play board games but if you lose you strip.

Practice ur striptease artistry and perform for him.



Caress his face, the sides of his neck,the back of his hea or hold his head and
face between ur 2 hands as you assault his mouth with kisses.

Run ur tongue over his gums,around his tongue,across his lips,then follow it up
with a nibble or a localized kiss.

Give him many short sucking kisses.



Hey I thought this was humorous

in no way do i mean to suggest that i agree or disagree ( smile)with the
following



This booty call agreement is entered into as of the _____ day of _____ , 2004 by
and between __________ and __________.



1. No sleeping over

2. No meeting in public

3. No calls before 2 a.m.

4. None of that “love making” *bleep*.

5. No emotional discussions … (ex. Where are we headed with this? *bleep* you
know where this is headed.

6. Noplans made inadvance .. This is why youare called the “backup”

7. No non -sexual gifts (altoids not include)

8. No baby-talk (however dirty talk is encouraged)

9. No asking for comparisons with other lovers (in fact, no conversations are a
plus)

10. No kissing (too intimate)

11. No calling each other “ Friends with benefits” (we are not friends and never
will be)

12. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay. (phrases such as, I WAS
THIHKING ABOUT MORRIS CHESTNUT, or LisaRaye are completely acceptable.)

13. No extra clothing ( I don’t want yo azz leaving anything behind that my real
girl might find.)



14. No guilt for falling asleep after sex.

15. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it cuz I don’t care you get
yoursI will handle mine.

16. I will not for any reason walk you to the door/ car.

17. If anyone ask who you are standard response is my room-mates or mi home boy
girlfriend

18. Doggie style preferred (exception when I am tired and just lay there and let
you ride.)

19. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact thebetter

20. We hook up whenever the mood hits



ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman= romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man +dumb woman = pregnancy



OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee =profit

Smart boss+ dumb employee = production

Dumb boss +smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime



SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that
she doesn`t need.



GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries
about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more
money than his wife can spend.


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