15 mistakes guys make while haveing sex


1) COMPLAINING
Guys like it when girls show off their nice ass. So, why do guys
complain when a girl is wearing tight pants? As long as they can get their
pants off, I really don`t see a problem.You know your gonna get SOME, so
just chill out and savor each second.



2)WHEN GIRLS GO DOWN HALF-WAY
Guys try to force a girls head down when she`s simply trying to tease the
guy. You know...get MR.HAPPY all the way up before she has to try and suck on
MR.LIMP

3)CHOCKING THE CHICKEN
Why do guys make girls do this 4 them? He can do this at home whenever
he`s NOT getting any, not when he`s about to get the real deal! Remember
guys.... it brings absolutely NO pleasure to us females and we do get bored
with jerking you guys off

4)HAIR PULLING
Yes, it`s true that some females like a little bit of pain, but not when your
ripping the hair out of her head! Take it easy.

5)PANTING
During sex we females know that guys do get tired, and we can totally
understand this, but why do guys pant like dogs??? Not very attractive!

6)MINUTE MAN
Guys that cannot last for more than 10 minutes. This really disappoints
females. Girls need pleasure too! Otherwise, we`ll just forget about sex and
stick w/ foreplay!

7)GUYS GOING DOWN

What`s up with the guys eating the hole? Don`t they know that the hole does
not bring pleasure and it`s the clit that does? There`s really no point for
a guy to go down at all if he`s gonna play around w/ the hole. That`s like a
girl playing w/ your pubic hair(not a turn on)

8)FINGERING
Remember guys, that even though some females do finger themselves, they
have smaller fingers then you. Don`t jam your fingers up there. Maybe you
could start off w/ one finger and then slip in another one when she gets
looser. And don`t just move it in and out...you have to have rhythm...She`ll
thank you ,you`ll knowbyher constant breathing (panting) and her withering
body convulsing next to yours.

9)WHEN GIRLS TAKE THE RIDE

Don`t complain that a girl is ridding to hard. In fact, don`t say
anything. Just relax cuz she`s doing you a favor and she`s doing all the work!

10)Nut

Some girls are loud when they nut, I know this. But, some girls have to fake
all of the noises because 1) she`s not feeling any pleasure and she doesn`t
want the guy to think that he can`t work it (which is actually true)

11) KEEPING FRESH

We all know that guys like sports, but do theyhave to come over after
they just got done playing a game and want sex, or even worse...oral sex? You
guys Better go freshin up before expecting anything!

12)ACNE

We all know that everyone has acne, but can`t you guys try to prevent it
on your back? Girls arereally turned off when a guy is on top and has to
worry about grabbing onto her man`s back that is full of nasty pimples!

13)"TO SPIT OR TO SWALLOW?, THAT IS THE QUESTION"

Don`t get mad if a girl does neither. I mean, a guy`s sperm doesn`t taste
good. In fact, it`s repulsive. Forgive her if she finishes the job by hand.

If she does spit, be happy enough that.;If she swallows....YOU SHOULD
REALLY LOVE HER! That was really hard for her, I`m sure!

14)TALKIN $HIT

Girls don`t like it when a guy tells all of his friends that he
got laid
last night when you guys were making love as you said
that night to the female.

15)BORING

Guys tend to do it the same way every time. Try experimenting w/
different positions every now and then. It couldn`t hurt


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