Disciples of the Black Leather Church, Psychotronic Love Commandos, defy the logic of Alphabets and worship the mighty Love Gods of Zodiac Mindwarp.

Zodiac Mindwarp are everything ridiculous, stupid, and laughable out of 80's metal, and absolute genius. Magnify everything by 100 times, turn langauge inside out, look amazing, and sound like the Gods own bar band - the art of dumb macho rock played to illogical extremes for maximum effect and maximum laughs.

They started where everybody else ended - driving tanks through a plate glass window of a church and using voodoo laser-shooting guitars to turn sleeping Nuns into leather clad rock vixens whilst surrounded by Black Leather Rock Stormtroopers. Fed on a diet of Comics, bad war films, and junk food Zodiac Mindwarp are/were nothing more - and nothing less - than the best rock band in the world for a few short minutes because they know that music is simultaneously the highest, and lowest, form of art.

And so do you, disciple, that is why you are here. Join our rock coven or forever be damned to the hell that is Life without Zod.